It appears that a group of elves from the North Pole have planned a hostile takeover of Santa’s Workshop!
Reports have been coming in from the North Pole about an elf worker uprising. The leader of the dark elves, Herman D. Elf has gone on record stating poor working conditions, being paid in candy canes, and being forced to sit on shelves.
(Herman D. Elf , Middle Management Representative, Cherry)
We reached out to Santa’s assistant for a comment but were only told that “Everything is going fine, we don’t have any problem with a uprising”. We tracked down Santa himself at a roulette table where he was seen passed out with an empty sack besides him.
We asked local resident Alice Sunderson for comment about the situation and this is what she had to say- “I hope the North Pole will calm down soon. I am worried that this will impact my favorite reality show ‘America’s Got Christmas’. I watch it every year and it fills me with Christmas cheer, its the only thing that does anymore”
The judges from America’s Got Christmas during a recent taping of the show.
We will continue to report on this story and to find out more come to Finest City Improv, December 9th, 16th, and 23rd at 9pm!
A POLITICALLY INCORRECT, IMMERSIVE, MUSICAL COMEDY EXTRAVAGANZA!
NOW WITH DANCING ELVES – AND 7 ORIGINAL SONGS!
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Partially improvised, partially scripted, and entirely entertaining, this is much more than just a show – it is an experience.
You will be immersed into an interactive and compelling musical comedy extravaganza where everyone is a member of the North Pole team and your ugly Christmas sweaters and reindeer antlers are encouraged. Come ready to laugh and play and don’t be surprised if you leave humming songs from the show!